LOL Moments.

The following is based on actual events:
Earlier today I brought my mom to the Apple Store to pick up a MacBook.
She was surprised when she saw it was a computer. She was expecting an electronic novel. LOL

Another Thing.

I will NOT be coming back a married man. YEAH RIGHT. Fuck that shit.

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LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO!
One of the homies has a special request as to what I should bring back for him when I return.
Reading this really made me LoL.

"Bring me back a Filipina maid. Preferably a Rosa. K? Thanks =) I want you to collect resumes and applications for the position and do a criminal background check,
I want those bitches screened. Peace out homie!"

"PS. I ain't rude, I'm just saying please bring me back a Filipina maid.
Word up Jigga. RESPECT."

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL How funny is that shit?!??!?!?!

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"James your 20 now gotta start growing no more calling people bitches."

PSHHHHH, yooo f*ck that...BITCH. LOL LOL LOL

L-M-F-A-O.

Inbox Messages 001.

One of the homies emailed me this message:

"Reminisce the Mash Mixtape, can you burn this mix for me cuz you posted it on your blog and I want to listen to it without downloading it. So if you can burn it for me that would be great. Put it this way.... if you don't I blow up your laptop LoL."

What a bitch.

Over & Under.

Business LeBron and Nicole Scherzinger from Jay Hill on Vimeo.

LOL this whole thing made me laugh. LeBron James and Nicole Scherzinger in this video piece for Nike. Again this isn't new, but it's new to me.

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LAWL! I was forwarded some more text messages, from my same boy who sent me the previous one. He got into it with the same G who sent him the last one too. LOL LOL LOL these two think they're so hood.

L: Hey there is garbage in vari hall check it out. All the dut that people throw out. Fi is in the pile lol
F: Bitch please, you ain't worth my breath. I heard a jigga said i was dut? Mm mm. That def dont fly wit me. You and i have 99 problems, and a bitch ain't one.
L: 99 problems? Please more like 99 diseases lmao!
F: LMFAO! HAHAHAHAHAHA! You just shut a bitch up right thurrr.
L: my bad we cool? aight :)

HI-LARIOUS! So hood, yet...not. LOL

Soca, Reggae, Chutney, Dancehall & more...

Soca Night at the Underground: 10 pm Friday April 17th, 2009. FiFi & Robbie. B, let's go!
Check this // then this, that's whats up.

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This is some funny shit. One of my boys forwarded me this text message he received from one of our mutual friends and reading it I died! LAWL, LAWL, LAWL!!! Read it and laugh:

"Yo Princess, I don't know who the hell you are sitting in the VIP section of the TEL building, but jigga needs to walk his ass hizzome or hoe it out and hitch hike because James ain't yo bitch. Real talk."

- LMAO! Word up.

How Many Drinks?

So one of my homies had a party this past weekend, it was pretty live not going to lie. One of my buddies however, who we'll refer to as "Andy", got so pissed drunk that leaving him to stumble about the place by himself would've been a problem. But he was HI-LARIOUS! effin' hilarious! Ooo what a night.

"...and he's wasted...drink water."

"...I...I...don't feel so good....chhhhhh'yyyeahhhh..."