How Many Drinks?

So one of my homies had a party this past weekend, it was pretty live not going to lie. One of my buddies however, who we'll refer to as "Andy", got so pissed drunk that leaving him to stumble about the place by himself would've been a problem. But he was HI-LARIOUS! effin' hilarious! Ooo what a night.

"...and he's wasted...drink water."

"...I...I...don't feel so good....chhhhhh'yyyeahhhh..."