You Know It's An Epic Night When:

[1.] the biggest mutha-effin' bottle I've seen in my life makes an appearance at my house prior to.
[2.] the limo ride to the Drake is ballin' and bangin':
♪ baby I got cha money don't cha worry I said HEY!// ghetto supastar, that is what u are // this is how we do it! // I wanna dance tonight, I wanna toast tonight, I'll spend my money tonight, I'm gonna get freaky tonight // I'm feelin' so good I knew that I would // I want to rock with u // honey got me hooked on u // get into the groove // gimme, gimme more // innnn west philadelphia born & raised! ♪
SOO BOMB best limo mixtape EVER!
[3.] ballin' Filipinos are being checked out by three white women cougars.
[4.] two of my people get kicked out for puking all over.
[5.] the normally responsible // too safe one is throwing up and falling about all over the place.
[6.] the REALLY TOO SAFE ONE is dancing with girls, CORRECTION - A girl.
[7.] a few girls may have gotten pregnant on the dance floor. We're gonna be on Maury soon.
[8.] my boys // girls are dirty dancing with each other, homies didn't give a shit that night.
[9.] people showed up for me but didn't find me - I APOLOGIZE times 993383938341871346987 +1.
[10.] someone ends up in the ER and requires stitches.
[11.] the person requiring stitches is mentioned on police radios all over downtown.
[12.] there's a threat of a lawsuit - yeah yooo, fo' real.
[13.] there are ENOUGH unflattering photos of the birthday boy 'cause he was already buzzed even before we got there and then some.